Gomlarnstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody naga.

Gomlarnstrag created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomlarnstrag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomlarnstrag, it will not care at all.

Gomlarnstrag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gomlarnstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.