Nelldabhim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic goat.

Nelldabhim created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelldabhim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nelldabhim, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nelldabhim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nelldabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.