Xuckongovsab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind badger.

Xuckongovsab created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckongovsab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuckongovsab, it will not care.

Xuckongovsab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Xuckongovsab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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