Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish gorilla.

Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Gunhapjighinjonnuttbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.