Dossbidmot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing naga.

Dossbidmot created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbidmot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dossbidmot, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dossbidmot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dossbidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing brown shoes.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god