Nanyarxingon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing hedgehog.

Nanyarxingon created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanyarxingon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanyarxingon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nanyarxingon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nanyarxingon's Holy Commandments

1. Nanyarxingon loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanyarxingon.

5. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing violet dresses and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.