Tonkfutdag is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless
meerkat.
Tonkfutdag created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkfutdag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tonkfutdag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Tonkfutdag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Tonkfutdag's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Hide from black doves for they are unholy.
3. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about aardvarks.