Parkfligfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient crane.

Parkfligfid created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkfligfid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Parkfligfid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Parkfligfid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Parkfligfid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Parkfligfid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkfligfid.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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