Hadtendan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful otter.

Hadtendan created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtendan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadtendan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hadtendan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hadtendan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hide from brown tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never wear ear rings.