Stragpodtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless meerkat.

Stragpodtim created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpodtim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragpodtim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stragpodtim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stragpodtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Stragpodtim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.