Gildav is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful pigeon.

Gildav created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gildav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gildav, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gildav's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gildav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Gildav loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat limes.
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