Tomditjap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable lizard.

Tomditjap created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomditjap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tomditjap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tomditjap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tomditjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Tomditjap must be the most important thing in your life.