Tipdablaknab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome goose.

Tipdablaknab created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Tipdablaknab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tipdablaknab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tipdablaknab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tipdablaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Tipdablaknab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tipdablaknab on top of all buildings.