Ripcadrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart weasel.

Ripcadrap created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ripcadrap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ripcadrap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ripcadrap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ripcadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Ripcadrap in the centre of the settlement.