Gilponmat Capzigdun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying butterfly.

Gilponmat Capzigdun created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilponmat Capzigdun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilponmat Capzigdun, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gilponmat Capzigdun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gilponmat Capzigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gilponmat Capzigdun must be the most important thing in your life.