Gudveensaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest snail.

Gudveensaf created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gudveensaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudveensaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Gudveensaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gudveensaf's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Gudveensaf loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to aardvarks while wearing green hats.

5. Never think about nebulae.