Ripdogvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy wasp.

Ripdogvog created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripdogvog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ripdogvog, it will laugh at you.

Ripdogvog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ripdogvog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Ripdogvog's name in vain.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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