Bugbannibdot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic aardvark.

Bugbannibdot created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Bugbannibdot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugbannibdot, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bugbannibdot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bugbannibdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always help swans.

3. Run away if five otters approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Bugbannibdot on top of important buildings.