Fotwadnart Wongenbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody slug.

Fotwadnart Wongenbass created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotwadnart Wongenbass, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotwadnart Wongenbass, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fotwadnart Wongenbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fotwadnart Wongenbass' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Run away if six monkeys approach from the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. You must pray to Fotwadnart Wongenbass three times a day.