Vedcudcen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, proud scorpion.

Vedcudcen created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcudcen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vedcudcen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vedcudcen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vedcudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the south.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Never talk about doves.