Carcum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Carcum created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Carcum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Carcum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Carcum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Carcum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Carcum on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.