Carcum is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered
goat.
Carcum created bats eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Carcum, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Carcum, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Carcum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Carcum's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry porpoises.
2. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.
3. Do not eat turnips.
4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Carcum on top of all buildings.
5. Always pray immersed in water.