Hubdogflig is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, vain
fox.
Hubdogflig created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hubdogflig, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hubdogflig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Hubdogflig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Hubdogflig's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick horses.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.