Hubdogflig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain fox.

Hubdogflig created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubdogflig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubdogflig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubdogflig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hubdogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.