Bedmobcit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying coyote.

Bedmobcit created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmobcit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bedmobcit, it will not care.

Bedmobcit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bedmobcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedmobcit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedmobcit.

5. Feed all hungry rats.