Bedmobcit is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying
coyote.
Bedmobcit created Asia three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedmobcit, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bedmobcit, it will not care.
Bedmobcit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Bedmobcit's Holy Commandments1. Never go into black rooms.
2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedmobcit.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedmobcit.
5. Feed all hungry rats.