Wodspagdag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless parrot.

Wodspagdag created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodspagdag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodspagdag, it will strike you with lightening.

Wodspagdag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wodspagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing black trousers and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. You must pray to Wodspagdag nine times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Wodspagdag loves doves, so they must be honoured.