Bunnillcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive jackal.

Bunnillcut created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunnillcut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunnillcut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bunnillcut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bunnillcut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bunnillcut on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the north.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not sit in public.