Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful crab.

Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bunfignell Stipzensafponcat Godratwot.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the west.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.