Dapcepgan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind dragonfly.

Dapcepgan created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dapcepgan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapcepgan, it will turn you into a snail.

Dapcepgan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dapcepgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.