Femhanpark is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless frog.

Femhanpark created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femhanpark, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Femhanpark, it will cry a lot.

Femhanpark's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Femhanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Run away if seven rats approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.