Xindankap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective giraffe.

Xindankap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xindankap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xindankap, he will make you grow a tail.

Xindankap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Xindankap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear white.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.