Gomflannib Taillanxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient wyrm.

Gomflannib Taillanxuc created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gomflannib Taillanxuc, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomflannib Taillanxuc, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gomflannib Taillanxuc's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gomflannib Taillanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gomflannib Taillanxuc.

2. Gomflannib Taillanxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must never eat pineapples.