Dinfudsig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous guinea pig.

Dinfudsig created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfudsig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dinfudsig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dinfudsig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dinfudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Dinfudsig first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.