Mapwaphig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak donkey.

Mapwaphig created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapwaphig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mapwaphig, it will laugh at you.

Mapwaphig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mapwaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

4. Always help ants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.