Cutgigpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless hare.

Cutgigpang created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgigpang, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutgigpang, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cutgigpang's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cutgigpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Cutgigpang on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about nebulae.