Sitstikhub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful rhinoceros.

Sitstikhub created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitstikhub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sitstikhub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sitstikhub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sitstikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never think about spacetime near goats while wearing black corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Sitstikhub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.