Cenmegfat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome scorpion.

Cenmegfat created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cenmegfat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenmegfat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenmegfat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cenmegfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not speak about melons.