Zanbomvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing lion.

Zanbomvid created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbomvid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zanbomvid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Zanbomvid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Zanbomvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always wear orange.

3. You must pray to Zanbomvid six times a day.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.