Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive duck.

Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Tenlikominhenyogsogdosstetti loves cats, so they must be honoured.