Hadbothad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident warg.

Hadbothad created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbothad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadbothad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hadbothad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hadbothad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt tortoises.