Pagtigquim Quillxucced is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced cat.

Pagtigquim Quillxucced created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagtigquim Quillxucced, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagtigquim Quillxucced, it will cry a lot.

Pagtigquim Quillxucced's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pagtigquim Quillxucced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Pagtigquim Quillxucced on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear hats.

4. You must love Pagtigquim Quillxucced.

5. Never look in ponds.