Vidhudwadmidcancat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody parrot.

Vidhudwadmidcancat created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhudwadmidcancat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidhudwadmidcancat, it will turn you into a duck.

Vidhudwadmidcancat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vidhudwadmidcancat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Vidhudwadmidcancat's name in vain.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never write about bacteria.