Metlimhat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong cobra.

Metlimhat created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Metlimhat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Metlimhat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Metlimhat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Metlimhat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.