Renrulltab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing jaguar.

Renrulltab created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Renrulltab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renrulltab, he will torture you forever.

Renrulltab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Renrulltab's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Renrulltab loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.