Kimwatnell is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless centaur.

Kimwatnell created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Kimwatnell, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kimwatnell, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kimwatnell's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kimwatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.