Dotsinnul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited jellyfish.

Dotsinnul created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotsinnul, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotsinnul, it will come to you in dreams.

Dotsinnul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dotsinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide if six doves approach from the south.