Fubdintonk Libartgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, idiotic meerkat.

Fubdintonk Libartgab created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdintonk Libartgab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubdintonk Libartgab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubdintonk Libartgab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fubdintonk Libartgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.