Quartsisgof is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing rhinoceros.

Quartsisgof created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartsisgof, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quartsisgof, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quartsisgof's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quartsisgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Hide if six birds approach from the west.

5. Never talk about moths.