Godzan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless jackal.

Godzan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godzan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godzan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Godzan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godzan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.