Nabgoflakbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring wombat.

Nabgoflakbog created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgoflakbog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabgoflakbog, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nabgoflakbog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nabgoflakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Hide from gray sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never paint your hands green.