Mifsithat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy newt.

Mifsithat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifsithat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifsithat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mifsithat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mifsithat's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not cook food in pots.