Homcissbogbedfiggad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable sheep.

Homcissbogbedfiggad created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcissbogbedfiggad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homcissbogbedfiggad, she will cry a lot.

Homcissbogbedfiggad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Homcissbogbedfiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near bats while wearing gray kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homcissbogbedfiggad.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to whales while wearing indigo shirts.